Shut Up, and Let Me See Your Jazz Hands

Oh my god, I love drunk!Ted, too!

Know what I could go for?

Some Ted/Marshall/Lily. Because they love each other. And they live together. And it'd be adorable! Because Lily would ride herd on them and they would adore her. Seriously, the word is "adore".

Or some Ted/Barney. Because Barney slaps Ted on the ass and sets him on fire. And I don't know why the lighting him on fire thing is cute to me.

Or omg, Ted/Carl. Because Carl is cute. And he wrote and "if lost..." on Ted's arm.

Basically, I want Ted/somebody. I am not picky.

I know Trudy from somewhere. That'll annoy me.

Why is 7th Heaven still on?

I desperately wish to know the story behind the pineapple.

Ooh, ooh! Ted/George. And then Izzie steals his boyfriend and George and Alex get drunk and console each other and there's a whole period of hate-sex that becomes not!hate-sex that becomes relationship-sex.

Abruzzi's not dead!

Yay. I may not know why I like him, but I do.

And Kitchen Confidential's coming back next week!

Sucre calling the hospital = cute.

Oh, Michael. Just. The plan is down around your ears and you're just. I love you.

I want some Sucre/Michael.

Oh, C-Note. Lying to your family 'bout where you are. It's cute.

OMGWTF is that thing and why was it in his arm?

Know what I really wan to see? The children of Michael Scoffield and Molly Caffrey. Because those children? Would RULE THE WORLD.

Hug! Hug! OMG, hug!

Fuck this. I am in a state of suspense. And you know what? A lot of that can be traced back to the fact that this is the last episode before hiatus.

I call bitch on Fox.

Again.

I hate Wendy's food, but I kinda dig the new commercial.

I like Veronica going all squeaky-voiced.

No! Don't trust her! Trust Michael! Veronica's dumb! She gave up on you! Michael never did!

What! he's still alive! This conspiracy makes no sense!

Oh, bitch. Oh. Bitch.

That's not cool!

I hate you, Fox. Like, more than I've ever hated you for anything that wasn't you cancelling good shows.