![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
You know what I want to see?
Garcia from Criminal Minds, Abby from NCIS, and basically the whole crew from Bones, at a conference on...um, some kind of forensics stuff. It'd have to be a range of stuff to get all these people with their range of specialties together, but I'm sure it could be done. And it would rock my socks.
Because it would make so much *sense*. It seems to scan, geographically speaking, although I haven't the slightest as to where the BAU's headquarters is. And Abby *always* seems to know somebody who knows something. Why can't she know the people from the Jefferson Institute (or is it Jeffersonian? I dunno)? OMG, Angela/Abby. They could go clubbing together! Or Garcia/Abby. 'Cause Abby totally doesn't care about looks (she dated that really, really old guy! she appears to have a tiny crush on Ducky!).
Bonus points if Abby explains that she normally wouldn't go to something like this, but she just had to get away from Chip. Because she agreed to give him the month's trial, but he is driving her *crazy*; she's considering asking Gibbs to drive him from her. With his mad intimidation skillz.
He adores Abby. He'd totally do it.
Aww, the thing with the dress code. I love Abby! I love Gibbs! And Tony; Career Girl Barbie!
I am *not* digging the flashbacks on NCIS. Yes, giving us a few so we know the backstory is cool. But stop just throwing them in there all willy-nilly. And that's totally the wrong way to spell willy-nilly. Because it's a slur-y way of saying "will he, nill he". But I am moving on. Because I am the only one who cares. And I should learn to be flexible. Or I will go *crazy*.
Anyway. We get that Gibbs and Madame Bitch Director had a thing. And she's very pretty and you guys surely do enjoy filming her in gratuitous sex scenes. But they *are* gratuitous at this point. Stop it.
And what's with all the flashbacks on Gibbs' dead family? We go two years and never know they're dead and now, suddenly, he's having flashbacks every episode. Again, stop it.
I am enjoying, however, Ziva and Tony. Though I still begin every episode with the obligatory wail of "I miss Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!". Because I DO. If there was a way to have both Ziva *and* Kate, my love would know no bounds. But there's not. Because they shot Kate in the *head*.
Kaaaaaate. I miiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss you.
I enjoyed the episode before last. Or possibly the one before that. Whichever one made me go "OMG! Ziva is totally stalking Tony! With the pumping McGee for info!". Because that, my friends, is awesome.
And I enjoyed the last episode, with Tony tied to a chair and still kicking ass. And then everyone was all worried about him! That made me happy like you would not *believe*.
Because yes, I'm a slasher, and sometimes a femslasher, and sometimes even a shipper. But most of my absolute favorite scenes are the team ones, the gen ones. Where you know that these people don't just work/save the world/fight crime together, they're friends and they *care* about each other.
And I have added another character to my list. My list of characters that I love so much that I will read them in almost any pairing. I will read het for these people. *Weird* het. Like Xander. Xander is my little black dress. I will read him with *anyone*. I mean, so far. Maybe there's a pairing at which I'll balk, but I haven't found it yet.
And Rodney. I've even read Rodney/*Kolya*. Yes, I felt dirty doing it, but I *read* it. And Simon. For love of the good doctor, I read Simon/Zoe/Wash and LIKED it, y'all.
Now Tony's on the list. Because Michael Weatherly is so *pretty* and Tony tries to act like a slacker, but he comes in after midnight to do more work! And Gibbs and Abby, at least, know about it! And he's so *very* slutty and yet somehow, still charming! And he got the plague! Even dying, he was joking around and whipping out the movie references. I <333333 him.
Oh, and he has heightened senses. At least two that we know of, smell and sight. There should *totally* be more NCIS/The Sentinel crossovers. And a House/NCIS crossover, because for some reason, I want to see how a history of plague would affect House's diagnosis of Tony's mysterious illness. Maybe it wouldn't. But plague! Up on the whiteboard! Oooh! Oooh! House and Gibbs face off! I would PAY MONEY.
Huh. My list contains only guys. It's not that I don't like girls! I just... Look, Willow and Hermione would be on here, but I can't read Willow/Angel or Willow/Spike and I *cannot* stomach Hermione/Draco. I don't care, it's not going to happen.
At this point, I am actually considering writing Laura some Rory/Paris *myself*. Why is there not more? Because my only having saved 7 R/P fics in, like, three years indicates an unforgivable dearth. And I need to give her something nifty-like for Christmas. Of course, anything I wrote would be sadly un-nifty, because I am no good at the banter. Or, really, prose of any kind. But! it's the...thought that counts?
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. 'Cause mmmmm, pie. Pineapple pie. I think I may ask Grandma to make me my own, separate pineapple pie. Shut up! I'm not fat! It's just *that* good.
Also, this year is the first year I have an excuse to ask for my own, separate leftovers. Because I have an apartment, yo. Apartment should totally = own personal pie.
Garcia from Criminal Minds, Abby from NCIS, and basically the whole crew from Bones, at a conference on...um, some kind of forensics stuff. It'd have to be a range of stuff to get all these people with their range of specialties together, but I'm sure it could be done. And it would rock my socks.
Because it would make so much *sense*. It seems to scan, geographically speaking, although I haven't the slightest as to where the BAU's headquarters is. And Abby *always* seems to know somebody who knows something. Why can't she know the people from the Jefferson Institute (or is it Jeffersonian? I dunno)? OMG, Angela/Abby. They could go clubbing together! Or Garcia/Abby. 'Cause Abby totally doesn't care about looks (she dated that really, really old guy! she appears to have a tiny crush on Ducky!).
Bonus points if Abby explains that she normally wouldn't go to something like this, but she just had to get away from Chip. Because she agreed to give him the month's trial, but he is driving her *crazy*; she's considering asking Gibbs to drive him from her. With his mad intimidation skillz.
He adores Abby. He'd totally do it.
Aww, the thing with the dress code. I love Abby! I love Gibbs! And Tony; Career Girl Barbie!
I am *not* digging the flashbacks on NCIS. Yes, giving us a few so we know the backstory is cool. But stop just throwing them in there all willy-nilly. And that's totally the wrong way to spell willy-nilly. Because it's a slur-y way of saying "will he, nill he". But I am moving on. Because I am the only one who cares. And I should learn to be flexible. Or I will go *crazy*.
Anyway. We get that Gibbs and Madame Bitch Director had a thing. And she's very pretty and you guys surely do enjoy filming her in gratuitous sex scenes. But they *are* gratuitous at this point. Stop it.
And what's with all the flashbacks on Gibbs' dead family? We go two years and never know they're dead and now, suddenly, he's having flashbacks every episode. Again, stop it.
I am enjoying, however, Ziva and Tony. Though I still begin every episode with the obligatory wail of "I miss Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!". Because I DO. If there was a way to have both Ziva *and* Kate, my love would know no bounds. But there's not. Because they shot Kate in the *head*.
Kaaaaaate. I miiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss you.
I enjoyed the episode before last. Or possibly the one before that. Whichever one made me go "OMG! Ziva is totally stalking Tony! With the pumping McGee for info!". Because that, my friends, is awesome.
And I enjoyed the last episode, with Tony tied to a chair and still kicking ass. And then everyone was all worried about him! That made me happy like you would not *believe*.
Because yes, I'm a slasher, and sometimes a femslasher, and sometimes even a shipper. But most of my absolute favorite scenes are the team ones, the gen ones. Where you know that these people don't just work/save the world/fight crime together, they're friends and they *care* about each other.
And I have added another character to my list. My list of characters that I love so much that I will read them in almost any pairing. I will read het for these people. *Weird* het. Like Xander. Xander is my little black dress. I will read him with *anyone*. I mean, so far. Maybe there's a pairing at which I'll balk, but I haven't found it yet.
And Rodney. I've even read Rodney/*Kolya*. Yes, I felt dirty doing it, but I *read* it. And Simon. For love of the good doctor, I read Simon/Zoe/Wash and LIKED it, y'all.
Now Tony's on the list. Because Michael Weatherly is so *pretty* and Tony tries to act like a slacker, but he comes in after midnight to do more work! And Gibbs and Abby, at least, know about it! And he's so *very* slutty and yet somehow, still charming! And he got the plague! Even dying, he was joking around and whipping out the movie references. I <333333 him.
Oh, and he has heightened senses. At least two that we know of, smell and sight. There should *totally* be more NCIS/The Sentinel crossovers. And a House/NCIS crossover, because for some reason, I want to see how a history of plague would affect House's diagnosis of Tony's mysterious illness. Maybe it wouldn't. But plague! Up on the whiteboard! Oooh! Oooh! House and Gibbs face off! I would PAY MONEY.
Huh. My list contains only guys. It's not that I don't like girls! I just... Look, Willow and Hermione would be on here, but I can't read Willow/Angel or Willow/Spike and I *cannot* stomach Hermione/Draco. I don't care, it's not going to happen.
At this point, I am actually considering writing Laura some Rory/Paris *myself*. Why is there not more? Because my only having saved 7 R/P fics in, like, three years indicates an unforgivable dearth. And I need to give her something nifty-like for Christmas. Of course, anything I wrote would be sadly un-nifty, because I am no good at the banter. Or, really, prose of any kind. But! it's the...thought that counts?
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. 'Cause mmmmm, pie. Pineapple pie. I think I may ask Grandma to make me my own, separate pineapple pie. Shut up! I'm not fat! It's just *that* good.
Also, this year is the first year I have an excuse to ask for my own, separate leftovers. Because I have an apartment, yo. Apartment should totally = own personal pie.
