Entries tagged with royal pains

So, that filthy Royal Pains story of my heart I mentioned but never really expanded on? Femdom, Divya/Evan?

Weirdly for me, I'm not even picturing bondage or s&m, more humiliation and orgasm denial and seriously, Evan kneeling while Divya stands behind him, fists her hand in his hair and pulls his head to the side, and whispers in his ear about what a filthy slut he is? HOT. Plus, furtive secret relationship + Divya is of course flawless at pretending nothing's happened, so sometimes Evan wonders if he's losing his mind AND THEN there's that exhibitionism thing I talked about before. Also, the line "So all those insults, that was you HITTING on me?" is HILARIOUS to me.

Kurt Hummel vid to Garbage's Cherry Lips. It NEEDS to exist.

So I have read the girl!Kirk/Spock and Kirk/girl!Spock and I think even girl!Kirk/girl!Spock. BUT WHERE is my girl!Kirk/girl!Spock/boy!Uhura? IT WOULD BE AMAZING. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'VE JUST BEEN RANDOMLY GENDERSWAPPED ON A MISSION; I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT I MOSTLY JUST WANT TO READ THAT PORN.

Speaking of things that NEED TO EXIST, SOMEWHERE, where's my massive HP AU where Remus turned Snape into a werewolf that night and there are shenanigans and angst and bonding and RL/SS or maybe RL/SS/SB? Guys, I have a total werewolfy-mating-bond kink anyway, you throw in teenage idiot wizards, hatesex, and poly, and IT IS LIKE MY FIC-KRYPTONITE.

I also need to read multitudes of fic about Sam Puckett: Badass. She is totally little-black-dress material! Bam, suddenly Special Agent Veronica Mars gets a new partner; Veronica stepped on a few toes and Sam's kicked a few too many asses and they're each other's last chance! Bam, the Scoobies hear rumors about a girl kicking demon ass and go looking for their latest baby Slayer and discover Sam needed no supernatural upgrade! Bam, HIT GIRL'S FIRST CRUSH IS JUST THIS TINY WEBSHOW CHICK AND DAVE THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS...UNTIL HE SEES SAM IN A FIGHT; THEN HE THINKS THEY ARE TOTALLY MFEO, and also that, for his own safety, Marty's getting knocked unconscious if he even looks like he's going to make a joke about teenage lesbians.

This was totally going to be a post about the things in fandom that are making me squee/rage right now, but that is totally going to have to happen another time. I need to go look for Hit Girl fic right now.

So I am in a weird, introverted place right now, fic-wise. Very new=bad, old=good. Which is a little weird to be doing on a new computer, because usually when I get like this, I just stay offline and dive into the approx. five years worth of saved files. It's very soothing, on several levels. But the new computer doesn't have my files, as moving them is going to mean a whole reorganization thing that is very, very overdue and very, very intimidating. So I'm using the Doom Index to find what I want and 1) holy crap, that's a lot of broken links and 2) there are so many things I was sure I recced that I just haven't. Currently blowing my mind? I have apparently never recced that FatF fic with the attempted drawing and quartering (oh, fandom; so many things I never expected to type).

And I'm just looking at things and boggling at some fandoms, because I love those guys, what do you mean I've only recced them three times? And holy crap, I was actively reading in that fandom for five minutes, how are there 30 stories in Mixed Multiples alone? And like, I would never have called Due South one of My Fandoms, it's more a fandom-I-am-adjacent-to, but I've recced it kind of a lot for so little investment.

Anyway. I will be in my little corner, reading Unfinished Business and First Prime and the promise of monsters and What Might Have Been and HP & the Nightmare of Futures Past and other long, shiny stories that I know won't hurt me by randomly inscribing Elvish on Rodney's engagement ring, or including surprise bad time travel, aka, immutable timelines are bullshit, or surprise killing Brendon Urie, omg.

Although I may be back to regale you with my Perfect Royal Pains Fic that I spent an hour fantasizing about at work (femdom, very physical and dirty and with orgasm denial and humiliation and maybe something happens in a public place, like he gets her off and has to go back to the party with the smell of her on his fingers and he just has to hope no one notices and also that he doesn't come in his pants because oh my god, did that really just happen and. Um. Yes. As you can see, it calls to me).

It Would Be SO AWESOME

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