Okay, so it's a few more than 50. And there are would have been a couple more if they hadn't been removed from the Internet. But these are the best/my favorite of the bunch.

(Also, I would love this song just for the lines Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef/I'm a vegetarian and I'm not fucking scared of him.)


And Now for Something Completely Different (Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron) [Harry Potter]
Harry wakes up a girl. Then he starts dating Malfoy. Ron is surrounded by crazy people.

At the End of the World (Various) [RPS]
Bert and Gerard make my heart hurt. Their love is so TRUE and DOOMED. So this has that, plus Gerard/Lyn-Z and a sex tape and everyone being basically okay now.

Behind the Sea (alternate universe version) (Various) [RPF]
Sealab 2010 with bandboys. Gabe/William, hologram!Travis, pre-Panic GSF, Frank/Gerard...yeah, I was basically destined to love this.

Blood Magic (Various) [Harry Potter]
Severitus! Which, if you're not in HP fandom, means Snape is totally Harry's dad. Yeah, they take that about as well as one might expect. But then they kind of fumble their way to a relationship in a way that charms me utterly. They are so bad at people! Plus, Harry-Draco friendship, interesting magic and politics, some Harry/Hermione (even if it is kind of random romance novelish).

Bound (Rosie/Sam, Sam/Frodo) [Lord of the Rings]
Frodo is the Dark Lord! Evil children! Poor, loyal Samwise.

Building With Worn Out Tools (Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny) [Harry Potter]
Harry and Ginny's fairy tale marriage is Not Working Out. And it turns out divorce in the wizarding world? Is really more like declaring open war.

But Not The Song (Various) [RPF]
Slave boys! Angst! Hurt/comfort! GSF! Seriously, such epic hurt/comfort, guys.

Clothes Off! (Pete Wentz/Various) [RPS]
"Gay above the waist" becomes a bit of a problem when your soulmate is a dude.

Coda and Requiem (Ianto/Lisa, Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
Bitterest healing sex ever. Torchwood is so fucked up, y'all.

Conflicts of Interest (and the sequel, Visiting Hours) (Various) [Smallville]
Remember how Superman and Lex Luthor have a kid together? (Oh, comics canon, you will always be the craziest canon. Always.) This is how that could have gone if Lex had found out earlier. Seriously, Connor is the best boy.

A Cyborg Manifesto (Ianto/Lisa, Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
One of Ianto's many charms is that you often have no idea what goes on underneath that suit. This is one possibility.

Dirt Off Your Shoulder (Gerard Way/Lindsey Ballato, Steven Montano/Mikey Way) [RPF]
Lyn-Z and Gerard's retarded high school courtship, you guys, I can't even.

Domestic Piranhas (Spike/Xander, Angel/Wesley/Gunn) [BtVS] {Series in Progress}
Ridiculous! But awesome! Xander grows up to own a demon porn empire and marry Spike and raise piranha. Wesley is insecure about Gunn and Angel's love! There is angst and schmoop and honeymoons in alternate dimensions!

Don't Say the Word (Stella/Ray K, Fraser/Ray K) [Due South]
See, sometimes your fantasy should not become your reality. Pegging does not turn out the way Stella expected.

Dunder Mifflin: Chicago Branch (Various) [RPF]
Wacky shenanigans! Brendon/Ryan, Spencer/Jon, Frank/Gerard (best one!), Pete/Patrick (somehow even better! it's the inappropriate karaoke)...

Edging Toward Enough (AJ/Howie, AJ/Sarah) [Popslash]
Widowed AJ's just trying to survive. These aren't even my boys and I love this story. It's so raw and painful and real.

Epiphany/Apocalypse (Dean/Castiel, Sam/Ruby) [Supernatural]
Holy shit, this should totally be canon. There are armies and destiny and righteousness and love and I want more of it for always.

Far Beyond Normal (Various) [BtVS/Stargate SG-1]
Okay, I only recommend the first story and the second story up to Buffy's meeting with the President. But up to that point? It's motherfucking genius. Buffy dies in the Hellmouth and goes to the Normal Again-verse - which turns out to be an AU Stargate-verse. Some of my favorite Slayer mythology, period, end of story. Plus awesome Teal'c and Bra'tac and Xander/Dawn and Buffy/Faith and alterna!Willow/Tara are basically the most adorable thing ever and seriously, guys, seriously, it's worth treating it as a permanent WiP for me, just to read that first half.

Five Down (Various) [RPF]
My Chemical Romance doesn't think Patrick gets enough sex. They help him with that.

Five Ways Sam Winchester Wasn't One of the Demon's Children and the sequel, Three Ways Dean Winchester Was Saved by Someone Who Loved Him (Sam/Dean, Dean/Jess) [Supernatural]
Dean/Jess = my secret SPN OTP.

Game (Various) [Pirates of the Caribbean/Horatio Hornblower/Other Fandoms]
Giant poly spy modern AU. Will/Elizabeth/Jack/James/Anamaria, plus some other couples and threesomes.

Home is Where Our Hearts Are (Various) [RPS]
This is totally the future of my DREAMS. The FBR nursing home with bonus MCR! Musical beds! Communal grandkids!

Hope You Survive the Experience (Various) [RPF/X-Men] (Series in Progress)
Fusion story! The powers are genius. Plus they are all adorable. Shapeshifter Will is totes my favorite, though.

hurricane sensation (Gabe Saporta/Various) [RPF]
Gabe's not a slut. He just knows a lot of fucking sexy people.

I Will Destroy Ryan Ross and All That He Loves: A Cautionary Tale (Various) [RPS]
William vs. Ryan! Groupie thieving! Pete-seducing! Jon-stealing.

In This White House (Various) [RPS]
West Wing + bandom = love forever.

It's Like The Pied Piper (Only It's a Little Bit More Like a Cult) (Various) [RPS]
Holy shit, guys, this story. Scary and crazy and creepily plausible and it leaves you shouting at the screen like it's a horror movie. Don't get in the van, Patrick!

Journey to Another Hell (Xander/Jean Claude/Asher, Xander/Nathaniel) [BtVS/Anita Blake] (Series Incomplete)
This story makes me sad. Because I could have read it years ago and didn't. I saw the summary, "A version of Xander ends up in another world and is willing to do *anything* to fit in. *SLASH* [Xander/Jean-Claude/Asher]", and just couldn't go there. My Xander would be much more likely to start killing things than become the toy of a vampire - especially a male vampire from another world. But it's not my Xander, it's Wishverse Xander, and that dude is crazy. He would totally go for that. And it's amazing.

Lover's Reciprocation (Xander/Buffy/Various) [BtVS]
Universe A: Buffy and Xander get hit with a curse. Universe B: Xander and Buffy get hit with a curse. A sex curse. Threesomes and foursomes and sex magic and danger and True Love. Hearts in my eyes for this story.

A Minor Fall (a Major Pain in the Ass) (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz/Ashlee Simpson) [RPF]
I want this story to be real so much. Pissy Patrick, the phone call to Ashlee, the polygamy line, it's all wonderful.

On the Strange Nature of Cause and Effect (Various) [RPS]
Pining! Decades of pining! Secretly jerking off to phone calls! God hates Jesse Lacey and it's funny as hell. Love. It.

A Possible Fairytale (Wes/Gunn, Wes/Lilah) [Angel]
My two favorite AtS pairings and neither of them get villainized or discounted! Plus, kidfic.

Price of Wisdom (Percy/Various) [Harry Potter]
Percy's a whore! No, nothing bad happened; he just likes kinky sex and this is a good anonymous way to get it. Until Lucius Malfoy threatens his family. You don't mess with a Weasley's family.

Seven Things That Didn't Happen On Valentine's Day At Hogwarts, Or Maybe They Did (Sirius/Remus, Lily/James) [Harry Potter]
Remus is my FAVORITE. Just, Remus/Sirius, pitch-perfect Marauders, amazing hijinks, wonderfulness.

Shades of Ianto (Ianto/Lisa, Jack/Ianto) [Torchwood]
Ianto is my Torchwood favorite! So freaking epic, god. There are psychics and secret pasts and time travel and the wrong Jack and secret bonus crossover and EVIL DRAGONS. It made me laugh and cry and refresh daily waiting for updates.

Slave Bear Of Care-A-Lot (Various) [Care Bears]
This story is infamous. And one of the most hilarious things I've ever read, ever. The Care Bears decide to cheer up Grumpy Bear. With a BDSM gangbang.

Small Fry and Son of Small Fry (Various) [BtVS]
Giles told them to put it down. Xander, Buffy, Spike, and Giles get turned into kids. Then Willow, Tara, Wes, and Giles take a turn. A-dorable.

Speakeasy AU (Various) [RPF]
What is with this fandom and all of the amazing chatfic?

Supersaturation 'verse (Various) [RPS/Stargate Atlantis]
SGA/bandom fusion that now includes the JoBros. Hilarious!

take the bitter, leave the sweet (Brendon Urie/Various) [RPF]
Most stories cannot pull of nonlinear timelines. Most stories cannot make me care about Brendon/girls. This does both and gives me kink and Brendon/Shane, which is honestly one of most beloved Panic pairings even if I don't rec it much.

The Best Thing Since Ducks and Pink for a Reason (Various) [RPF]
Brendon's in a band with Cassie, Keltie, and Haley! They sing ridiculous songs that I would honestly pay to hear! Brendon has a total crush on his bandmates' boyfriends! And on Bob Bryar (whose band is Jamia, Lyn-Z, Krista and Alicia). A++.

The Key's Watcher (Various) [BtVS/Anita Blake] (Series in Progress)
The Gift alternate. Giles goes through the portal with Dawn and they end up in the Anitaverse. Awesome "family you choose" fic, surprisingly convincing romances, cool magic.

The Most Ridiculous First Name I've Ever Heard (Various) [Harry Potter]
Did you ever wonder what Remus did between Sirius's arrest and Harry's third year? Did you bet on 'quiet psychotc break'? You win a prize!

The Sleeping Dragon Wakes (Various) [Harry Potter] (WiP)
Best interpretation of the prophecy ever. EVER. That, plus Dumbledore's manipulations and the Ginny/Bellatrix parallels, make this one of my favorite plotty HP fics. Don't poke the sleeping dragon, Dumbledore! You're totally going to end up on fire and/or eaten.

The Watch (Various) [RPF]
Recovering alcoholic/recovering mobster Gee Way is ridiculously enticing. He's trying to do the right thing! Pairings include Gerard/Ray/Bob, Mikey/Frank, and former Bert/Gerard.

Theory (Various) [King Arthur/Horatio Hornblower/James Bond] (Series in Progress)
Epic modern-day-spy-poly AU! Guinevere and Lancelot are roommates/coworkers with benefits when they meet Arthur - college professor and (secretly) retired badass spy.

Three Funerals and a Wedding (Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny) [Harry Potter]
The kids are all fucked up! Post-war, Draco's drunken and apathetic, and Harry's fucking him even though he's engaged to Ginny. As you might think, it all goes horribly wrong. Ties with Hospitality for 'best alternate endings fic'.

Trio Trifecta: Prelude to a Kiss (Various) [Harry Potter]
Harry and Draco are Weird About Each Other. Ron and Hermione are collateral damage.

Untitled (Various) [RPF]
Best. Chatfic. Ever. MCR is a techno artists' collective and that's just the start of the awesome.

A Very Luthor Wedding (Various) [Smallville]
Lex Luthor's getting married. Again. This calls for a lot of drinking.

WentzWang, vol. 1 (Various) [RPS]
aka, The One Where They're All in Porn. Will be forever tops in my heart, if only for Ray 'El Bull' Toro.

A Year's Temptation (Various) [Harry Potter]
One of the best Veela fics ever written. 1) Draco's Veela side is awakened accidentally. 2) His mate is Harry Potter. 3) They're both married. Nobody throws up their hands and says, well it's meant to be, let's get divorces and be together forever! They fight it and rage against it and struggle with their other relationships and decide whether want to be together based on the people they are. It is so fucking romantic.

You might have laughed if I told you: Or, five people Ianto slept with after Jack left (Ianto/Various) [Torchwood]
Ianto isn't going to pine after someone who doesn't want him.